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Rogainviagra
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Rogainviagra
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I was tendin a bar in Houston town - talking to an ole man
He told me that - this was it - he was gonna retire today
I said ole man - what you gonna do - now that you are free
He took a look at the cowgirls there - and smiled a great big grin, he said
Chorus
I'll get me some rogainviagra - I'll get my skin pulled back real tight
I'll shave behind my ears - it'll take off years - sure gonna look alright
Get a stitch here - get a tuck there - just you wait and see
Rogainviagra - guaranteed a brand new m
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He was born a baby boomer - he's been booming all of his life
He took all the money from his 401k - now he's lookin for a young wife
He's gonna join em up to a health spa - get healthy as can be When you see those cowgirls out there dancin - thats where he's gonna be, he said
Chorus
I'll get me some rogainviagra - I'll get my skin pulled back real tight
I'll shave behind my ears - it'll take off years - sure gonna look alright
Get a stitch here - get a tuck there - just you wait and see
Rogainviagra - guaranteed a brand new me
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Lyrics Credits: Buddy & Alfred Hart
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Music Credits: Buddy & Alfred Hart
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Producer Credits: Hart Brothers Music
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Publisher Credits: ALBUD Pub.
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Performance Credits: Hart Brothers Band
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Label Credits: ALBUD Records
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Short Song Description:
An old guy retires and tries to look younger.
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Long Song Description:
After retiring an old guy gets a face lift and tries to grow hair, Trying to find a young wife.
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Story Behind the Song:
My older brother retired and dyed his hire. I guessed about the Viagra.
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Song Length: 2:52
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Primary Genre: Country-Honky Tonk
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Secondary Genre: Country-Americana
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Tempo: Very Slow (Under 70)
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Lead Vocal: Male Vocal
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Subject Matter 1: Life
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Subject Matter 2: Comedy, Funny
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Mood 1: Cheerful
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Mood 2: Jovial
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Similar Artist 1: Kris Kristofferson
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Similar Artist 2: Charlie Daniels Band, The
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Language: English
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Era: 1990 - 1999
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